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About Us

EMN Construction is a woman owned, minority owned, veteran owned small business that brings precision, discipline, and unmatched expertise to every project. Founded by three former U.S. Navy nuclear electricians, our construction company is built on a foundation of technical excellence, reliability, and commitment to service.

 

With years of experience handling complex systems in high-stakes environments, we specialize in delivering innovative, safe, and efficient electrical solutions for residential, commercial, and industrial needs. From installations and repairs to energy-efficient upgrades and emergency power sources, we pride ourselves on meticulous attention to detail and customer satisfaction.

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Our Story

Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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